Seriously? That's It Happened Again!!
Seriously? That's It Happened Again!!
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I believe this is occurring to me once more. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are starting over. It's like a curse. Seriously, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Maybe I should change my routine
- Surely this is a dream
- I need a vacation
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was flying in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and randomly a group of chickens came out over a bush. They were hopping all over the place, and dogs were laughing. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utteramazement.
I couldn't comprehend what more info I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be true, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
You guys won't believe this just happened. Oh my goodness, I know I'm going to faint! All of it was just beyond belief.
- I can't even
- Like, for real
- I'm going to have to write this down
I gotta go! You won't believethe rest of the story!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just making no sense. I attempt to understanding it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps re-read what I've been told?